Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Say No to Crack

It's all Henri's fault.

See, Henri is a ghost. And it is because of Henri, I ended up playing on the Internet tonight.

Let me back up. Henri is the ghost of the new paranormal, The Search for the Million $$$ Ghost, that everyone in the universe who knows me or my co-authors Heide Kaminski and Pam Lawniczak have heard about for about a million or so times and will probably hear a lot more about in the next few centuries. It's actually quite normal for authors to bore the living daylights out of everyone when their book just comes out, so bear with us....we'll be back to normal soon I hope.

But, it is because of Henri that I was playing on the Internet because he insisted on having me find a picture of him in ghost form for me to show everyone what he looks like. Only, it's kind of hard since I've never actually seen Henri and have only what he has told me he looks like to go by.

And I gave up.

But what I did find is going to horrify you as it horrified me.

I have no idea why finding a ghost picture led to this but anyone who knows what it's like to play on the super information highway knows how one thing leads to the other.

Well, I ended up on crack.

Not the crack that sends people to jail crack, but the crack that is out there, hanging around, like it's a perfectly normal thing.

I'm talking about crack like this:


And this...

What I don't understand is how anyone can't know their butt crack is showing. Surely, you can feel the breeze. But, then I got to thinking more about this. It's a fashion statement and I don't know how I was left out of knowing this. I mean, I see it all the time and didn't even realize that it is sweeping the whole freaking country.

There's group butt crack....



Baby butt crack...


And my all favorite...
Monkey butt crack.
It's freaking everywhere! Where have I been??? I KNEW I was spending waaay too much time behind the computer screen.
So, the next time I go out in public, I don't want to look different. I don't want people to point and laugh and say, "Look at that woman not showing any butt crack!"
But, then, I'm not your ordinary woman; and frankly, I really don't think the world is quite that ready.
Well, it's back to finding a picture of Henri. I could send him one showing his butt crack, but then, I don't think the world is ready for that, either. Back to the drawing board....


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7 comments:

  1. Dorothy,
    Every once in awhile we need take time for humor!

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  2. That poor monkey looked like he had a hemroid or something in his poor crackie. Poor little monkey.

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  3. Thanks for your comments, Mary Emma and Oopsie!

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  5. Those are good. I guess it is no longer limited to just plumbers.

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  6. Pretty funny, Dorothy!
    The group butt crack just made me laugh. I wonder if I can steal that picture.

    Google still doesn't like me and won't accept my password.

    Lynn

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