Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Hot Sex - How to Do It

No, no, no, it's not what you think. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Actually, there's quite a few people who have their minds "in the gutter" because this morning, I checked out the top five relationship books in the non-fiction section of Family/Relationships at Fictionwise and this is what I got:

1. The Low Down on Going Down (number one mind you)
2. Orgasms for Two: The Joy of Partnership
3. Hot Sex: How to Do It
4. The Multi-Orgasmic Man
5. The Joy of Gay Sex

Seriously, these are the people making money in ebooks. No, don't even think it, I've got
enough on my plate, but it was interesting to see this and it makes sense. You don't
want to be caught with a book under your arm if you are married to someone of the opposite sex and the title of the book is "The Joy of Gay Sex," now would you?

How about Grandma Jones who teaches Bible School and reads her Bible at night?
What would her grandchildren and Sunday School class think if they knew Grandma replaced
that Bible with "Hot Sex: How to Do It?" when she closed her doors at night?"

So, ebooks have their place in our society. Quick, usually less expensive and a library
at your fingertips.

It's just a surprise to find these books the top five, that's all...in the same section I'd put
my books. How would I climb to number one with those kind of books at your fingertips?

Man, as if there isn't enough competition as it is...

So I write...

"On a cold and gloomy night...I had hot sex and I'll show you how to do it..."


Nah...just don't have it in me.

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