Seriously, there's a phenomenon called tip drill and I can't do it.
My daughter just got up and was standing at the toaster. I was hanging out the back door killing my lungs with a smoke and she said out of the blue, "Look, I can jiggle."
She proceeded to stand on her tip toes or something and make her backside do a little dance.
Being as I had a little more to my backside than her, I decided to do try to see if I could do it. I knew I had no rhythm, but why when everything else jiggled, my backside looked as stiff as John McCain at his campaign rallies? Not that there wasn't enough there to shake, I just couldn't get my groove on as much as I tried.
If there is a secret to this, will you please let me know?
In case you don't know what a tip drill is, here's a video clip I found on YouTube...
And Boomer Chick tried and failed. It's just not fair.